DANNAY ESH THEEATRIKUHL PREE4MENZ: ACT V
-Dannay and goth and brick are in the hallway tokking-
Goth: like, omg gaiiz, did u study for our final on purpole back gorelas?
Dannay: OMG WE TRAIED. BUT IT WAS SO HARD.
Brick: Yeah… we got cought up in llama drama. And Christmas caroling
Goth: OMG DAT SUCKS. You guys are gonna phail. I hear dat final esh really really difficult…
-NEXT SCENE ESH IN CLASS-
Lancer: ok chidrens, I hope you studied for the pop quiz.
Bullman: Dude. I thought this was a final, betch.
Lancer: I AM THE ADULT! WHATEVER I SAY GOES! FOOL!
Dannay: OMG SRSLY! ESH NO FINAL!? YHEI!
*Dannay and brick esh da high five*
Lancer: lol jk, esh final for Dannay and brick and goth only.
Goth and Dannay and brick: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!
Bullman: *snort like a bull/boss/box*
Lancer: esh da oral final. Esh da pay attention. Here esh your papers… waitwait… esh da oral… esh da no no need.
Bullman: BUT I ESH WAAAAAANTTTT! I NEED THESE PAPERS TO FULFILL MY HEARTS DESIREEEE! MY HEART’S EGG!
Goth: WF… why do you have diabetes in your heart?
Bullman: ESH NO DIABETES! ESH SUGAR CARROT!
Goth: That’s diabetes, stupid.
Bullman: NNNOOOOOOOOOo11!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!1!11!!!!1 BUT I WANTTTT!
Lancer: ESH ANNOYING! ESH STUFU! ESH TIME OUT! ESH SIT IN HALLWEIGH FOR EVER!
Bullman: WAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!!! *walks offstage crying*
Lancer: Okay chidrens… esh down to us. Esh take final. Esh ready. Esh now.
Lancer: Esh number one. Dannay, what color esh purple back gorillas?
Dannay: …. *long pause and scratches head and acts stupid and wonders and gets nervous* …. Uhhhh… SMIIIIIILEEEES
Goth and Brick: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Lancer: ESH RITE! SMILES GOOD!
Lancer: Esh next! Brickster McGayman. Esh number 2. What esh da purpole back gorrilla’s favorite song?
Brick: OMG! LEMME CHECK MAH P-DAH!
Lancer: BRICKSTER MCGAYMAN! ESH CHEATING! ESH NONO P-DAHS ALLOWED!
Brick: chill… esh was just checking the time.
Brick: less check ze Wikipedia. OMG. I… FOUND THE ANSWER!
Lancer: *gives dirty look*
Brick: …FROM MY BRAIIIIN!!!!
Brick: THEY ESH LOVE ZACKY-KINZ AND HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL AND BET ON IT AND WHAT TIME IS IT!!!!!! BY ZAC EFRON! ONLY ZAC EFRON! DAT STUD. DAT FAIS. DAT ASS.
Lancer: …. Suffering Spooks! The incredible detail and care that you used in coming up with your answer! I am very impressed, young man…. I MEAN… ME GUSTA! ESH CORRECTOMUNDO! BBY!
Lancer: OK NAO SAM! I ESH HAVE FAITH IN EUW, SMART GOTH GIRL RAPIST!
Goth: Omg you gaiiz.. I am so smart, I am totes gonna get this right, yo.
Lancer: What gender are the purpole back gorelas?
Goth: Omg I totes know dis gaiiz. So the purple back gorillas are like any normal animal. There are two possible genders for them to have: male and female. That is what enables them to reproduce and thrive. Howevah, it was previously thought that there were only two gorillas left in ze whole wide woreldoh. But Dannay esh da looked insaiyed and found out that one was female. Now they maid babbeez and esh thriving for eternity. The end.
Lancer…. *deranged male woman face*….. OMG WTF NO DAT WAS DE MOST STUPIDEST BORING ANSWER I HAVE EVER EVER EVER HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE EVER! YOU SHOULD BE HELD BACK FIVE YEARS! CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY THAT I WON’T FAIL YOU COMPLETELY BECAUSE BRICK AND DANNAY TOTES GOT THE ANSWERS RIGHT! IF YOU HAD GOTTEN THE LAST ONE RIGHT THEN YOU GUYS WUDDA PASSED THE CLASS WITH 10008358% SO A B-. HOWEVER YOU RUINED EVERYPONY’S LIVES. YOU SON A BEESTING. *DEEP BREATHING*
Goth: ….. wait… so this is a group test? … and there’s only three questions… and I got that one wrong… and those two losers got it right….?
Dannay and brick: OH HOMEGIRL WE NO ESH LOSERS! WE ESH SMARTER THAN YOU! YOU ESH DA LOSER! YOU GOT IT WRONG AND RUINED OUR LIVERS FOR EVER. THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT LANCERHEAD SAID! Y U NO ESH PAY ATTENTION! YOU SUCK! BALLS!
Lancer: …mmmhmmm, now your friends hate you and your life is ruined and you get D in my class. Have fun.
*loud groaning from behind back stage (the hallway) coming from bullman*
Lancer: omg rite. I esh forgot about Evilbully Saintpantsface. *calls loudly* BULLLLLLLLLMAN!!! ESH RETURN!
Bullman: *comes in crying and sobbing and sniffling* …Do I still have to take the pop quiz?
Lancer: YUS! Only it esh da 689836 (read as “six eight nine eight three six”) questions.
Brick: LOL LOSER WE ONLY HAD 3!!!!!
Bullman: NANI!? D:> *starts sobbing again*
Everybody except bullman, even lancer: YAYYYY!!!!!